While most drunks act like animals, some animals are starting to act like drunks. Capetown South Africa has become a big player in the wine industry, and the local baboons are becoming very addicted to the fermented grapes. While I prefer red wine they prefer Sauvignon Blanc, a very good choice with their mostly vegetarian diets. Unfortunately they become very aggressive when drunk, kind of like the the punks in your neighborhood bar. They break into homes, steal food, and even surrounded a child and pelted him with fruit. Some get so drunk they pass out and don't make it home. I guess no one offered them cab fare. Recently the stimulus plan sponsored a program testing cocaine on monkey's. Along with their current problems of alcoholism, rehab centers are going to turn into a real zoo. At least Paris Hilton, and Lindsey Lohan will be in good company.
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