Police in Michigan received a call that a man was fighting with his pet parrot. The man was attempting to teach it tricks, and it led to a violent altercation. Apparently the bird has a long rap sheet including piracy, and has spent most of his life behind bars. The police decided to charge him with assault with a deadly weapon. This was because he slashed his owner with a curved hook and was hospitalized. Polly has agreed to plea guilty to a mynah offense. As part of his plea bargain he will be singing like a canary for a reduced sentence. He will be the world's first stool pigeon parrot.Saturday, September 25, 2010
Polly wants a plea bargain
Police in Michigan received a call that a man was fighting with his pet parrot. The man was attempting to teach it tricks, and it led to a violent altercation. Apparently the bird has a long rap sheet including piracy, and has spent most of his life behind bars. The police decided to charge him with assault with a deadly weapon. This was because he slashed his owner with a curved hook and was hospitalized. Polly has agreed to plea guilty to a mynah offense. As part of his plea bargain he will be singing like a canary for a reduced sentence. He will be the world's first stool pigeon parrot.
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