Tuesday, September 7, 2010

He scores!


Decapitation, what a crude, barbaric method of execution. Fortunately it went out with the Medieval period, but the news travels slow in the Middle East. That's why they don't believe in the holocaust, they are just learning of the crusades! Dutch politician Geert Wilders has recently been condemned as an enemy of Islam by a Muslim Cleric. His punishment will be a 365 degree Colombian necktie. A beheading might be a little extreme, but beating your wife, mutilating your young daughters genitals, stoning adulterers, amputating limbs of thieves, and forcing women to cover themselves so only their eyes can be seen might also be a little extreme for a religion of love. Yes I know not all Muslims support beheading infidels, but draw a blasphemous picture of Mohammed and see how many of them will rally around you for support. My guess is they'll kick your head around like a soccer ball. (Sports announcer) It's good! He scores! Iran wins the W.H.K.C. (World head kicking championship), and the crowd goes wild!

http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/news/342606,wilders-beheading-summary.html

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