Caution: Watch out for flying testicles!

I am a 54 year old retired government worker with an American passport. What are the odds I am a terrorist with a bomb in my shoes, or my depends? What about my Aunt Mabel, a 92 year old with swollen ankles and a walker? So why does the TSA treat us like Al Queda? They let Farouk Abdulmutallab (the crotch bomber) who is on a terrorist watch list into the country. They also allowed KSM, and the other 911 conspirators to enter the U.S. Why didn't they stop them? Here we are at Kennedy airport and they're making poor Aunt Mabel remove her shoes. How about the young Muslim guy with a one way ticket, no baggage, a Koran, and a fuse smoldering under his turban boarding the plane. How about the Saudi's who came here to learn how to fly a 747, but didn't want to learn how to land? How about when Homeland Security (HS) knows Farouk was denied a visa in the U.K. and decides to wait till after he arrives in the U.S. to question him. No wonder we're not safe, HS would rather question people after their genitals explode! They should post a warning sign at airports. Caution: Watch out for flying testicles!