Friday, April 2, 2010

Global Warming Pyschics

Good morning, pyschic hotline how may I help you? (caller) Yes, I'd like to know the weather 100 years from now. Sounds ridiculous? Of course it is. If your not brain dead you would have realized that every global warming catastrophe that was predicted to occur up to 2010 hasn't. Remember how the science czar predicted an ice age and a 150ft. tidal wave by the year 2000? Sold my beachfront home because of that jerk. Three additional U.N. climate change claims: 1) 55% of the Netherlands is under water (The Dutch claimed 26%). 2) The Himalayan glaciers would disappear by 2035 (evidence suggests they will be around at least 300 years). 3) Global warming would affect rain in Northern Africa, cutting crops by 50% by 2020 (no evidence whatsoever), were rescinded by the U.N. and Pachauri (U.N. chairman) admitted they were mistakes but the "science is settled". I am not saying global warming doesn't exist. I am saying outrageous, unsubstantiated catastrophic predictions destroy any credibility on the part of the IPCC. If you want to know the future you'd have better luck with a credit card and a toll free number.

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