Free Sex: Easier than voting them out.

I recently read that prostitutes in Copenhagen were offering sex for free during the climate change summit. It seems more politicians went than were invited (No wonder I couldn't book a ticket!). After all the negotiations no solid agreements were reached. Why you ask? No agreements means more summits, more summits means more free sex. Free vacations to Denmark on the public's dime, and the taxpayers aren't the only ones they'll be screwing. Damn those prostitutes, they raise your body temperature and the earths. Well, free sex is one way to get rid of those idiots in Washington, and it's even easier than voting them out.