Scary monsters

They are in your closet and under your bed. Watching, waiting, ready to steal your soul while you sleep. You remember them from your childhood nightmares, and as an adult you are still haunted by them. Remember the bride of Frankenstein? She was brought to life by thousands of volts of electricity. It stretched her face tighter than Oprah's sweat pants and gave her face a ghastly glow. Thats Nancy Pelosi the botox filled, reanimated corpse bride. Those constantly blinking eyes are the result of the lightening strikes that gave her life. Harry Reid is Frankenstein the creature made from multiple cadavers. Unfortunately they were all taken from a nursing home, Igor still has a problem getting good stiffs. The scariest of all is Baracula, who sucks the life out of every taxpayer with his insatiable thirst for spending and social programs. A protest was organized by the peasants of the village. They carried signs, and posters to Baracula's castle at 1600 Transylvania Ave. Unfortunately Baracula's press secretary came out to give a speech and bored the peasants to death. The massacre of the townspeople was horrific. Those teabagger, rednecks, angered Baracula so much he refused to acknowledge they were legitimite, like the Fox network. Young or old, rich or middle class, they are still after you, those scary monsters.