Dumped again? We have all been there done that. Yes, even the beautiful people get knocked down the steps at the chapel of love. So how can you know when your relationship is on the rocks like your favorite whiskey? 1)Communication problems. Like Rabbis and Mullahs your speaking different languages. Not only are they different, they are as garbled as the announcements on the subway. 2) Vision problems. Your eyeballs roll around like a chameleons every time you see a beautiful woman. Also known as "Roman Eyes", you are subconsciously eyeing future replacements. 3) Uncontrollable reflexes. Commonly referred to as "Russian Hands". You'll find you are constantly touching every women you speak with, and can't control it. This can be very embarrassing around the elderly. These symptoms are temporary, if they persist see your doctor. Once you find your new love you will return to normal. Some say love makes you blind, but it really only limits your field of vision to one person.
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