Marriage vows can be summed up in one phrase "until death do us part". You may notice that a similar sentence is handed down for those convicted of capital offenses. The difference is that criminals can be offered plea bargains, reduced sentences, or time off for good behavior. No wonder jails are overcrowded. In marriage your lucky if your wife cooks dinner. In prison you get three nutritious meals daily. In marriage your lucky to get basic cable. In prison you get all the sports channels. In marriage the only exercise you get is doing laundry, dishes, and cleaning the yard. In prison the yard consists of basketball courts, weights, and friendly trainers. In marriage you may ask your wife to shower with you and be quickly dismissed. In prison people are lining up to shower with you. The sentence of marriage, cruel and unusual punishment.
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