Monday, July 12, 2010

Groucho Marx vs. Karl Marx

Karl and Groucho's opinions on the value of women.
Karl "Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the female sex ( the ugly ones included)". Groucho "Women should be obscene and not heard". Round 1 decision they disagree.
Karl and Groucho on the value of man.
Karl "Man himself is mutually of no value". Groucho"There is one way to find out if a man is honest ask him! If he says yes you know he is crooked". Round 2 they agree
Karl and Groucho on the value of work.
Karl "He works that he may keep alive". Groucho "I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty". Round 3 they agree.
Karl and Groucho on capitalism.
Karl "The capitalist is a rational miser".
Groucho "No man goes before his time-unless the boss leaves early". Round 4 they agree.
Seventy five percent of the time Groucho and Karl agree. I guess that means that the majority of what Marxists believe is just pure comedy.

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