Where are your papers?

Most of us shudder at the thought of being required to carry papers at all times. It reminds us of Germany under Hitler, and the subsequent horrors of the Third Reich. Unfortunately it has come to the U.S. in the 20th century due to the current economic calamity. The Mayor of Newark has been forced to cut back on toilet supplies, and with it the necessity of it's citizens to carry the proper papers at all times. If you don't have them you may find yourself an enemy of the state, or at the very least an enemy of proper hygienic practices.