Milk Men

Sharia law does not allow Muslim women to be alone with an unrelated male, and if she is caught she may be beaten and imprisoned. An advisor for the Saudi ministry realized that occasionally unrelated genders may need to conduct business in private, so he came up with a novel solution. He said if she breastfed him it would be permissible. The reason is it creates a bond of kinship similar to a son, and therefore legal to be together. Here in America we might celebrate a business partnership with a cold drink at a titty bar, over there a warm drink at the titty. But before all you guys look to transfer to Saudi Arabia to do business I forgot to mention the milk must be pumped. You cannot drink it from the tap. So in addition to laptops and briefcases Saudi business women will be carrying breast pumps. I guess like Smith Barney they earn their money the old fashioned way, they pump it.

http://dailycaller.com/2010/07/28/controversy-in-saudi-arabia-over-fatwa-permitting-breastfeeding-of-adults/