Udderly ridiculous!

The E.P.A. has now ruled that as of November milk will be classified as an oil, because it contains animal fat. This implies the cow is the equivalent of an oil rig so consequently no smoking will be allowed as they may explode. Protective equipment must be used when handling udders, and they must be capped when not in use to prevent leaks. Milk products (yogurt, cheese etc.) will also be covered under new regulations. If your child drops his ice cream cone call the E.P.A. so a hazmat team can be dispatched to set up a toxic waste site. Discarding of these products improperly will result in fine and or imprisonment. This is government regulation, where logic and common sense are abandoned in the pursuit of a better world. Udderly ridiculous, but amoozing! Cowabunga.