I love the mirrors in the fun house, especially the one that makes me look eight foot tall. The reality is it is just an image, but I figure if it worked for President Obama it can work for me. He surrounded himself with people who see him as a larger than life leader, thinker, and peacemaker. Even the mainstream media who first worshiped him, and had orgasms when he spoke has finally realized it was all image and no substance. Not only is he small, he is continually shrinking from the oppressive weight of his bad policies, and criticism from his once adoring fans. Shrinkage is bad, but Viagra is good. Unfortunately some dicks don't respond. Maybe by 2012 he will just plain disappear.
*Photo from "The Incredible Shrinking Man" 1957
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