A Mosque in Marietta, Georgia was set ablaze on Monday. A black 26 year old member of the Mosque named Tasmir Mendy was charged with the crime. It was rumored that Tasmir was a scientist in training at the newly improved National Aeronautics for Suicidal Astronauts (N.A.S.A.). He was currently developing new slingshot technology when he accidentally shot his hookah (waterpipe) and set the Mosque on fire. I guess all those years of schooling at Afghanistan University didn't help as they are still teaching science from the Middle Ages. Well it's nice to know Obama is staffing our premier scientific agency with those willing to give up their lives for the advancement of science. Due to budget cutbacks Tasmir will be catapulted into outer space without a spaceship. Bang, zoom!
*The first Moonslim in space, Iatoldya Imadeit*
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