Recently 11 spies were arrested, and as usual their neighbors couldn't believe it. One neighbor joked how could they be spies when their hydrangeas were so beautiful? Whether it's a Russian spy, Nazi war criminal, or a mass murderer living next to you, by the time the reporters show up you will be gushing "I can't believe it, they were so nice". So how can you know if a serial killer like John Wayne Gacy lives next to you? Thirty three people missing in your local area could be a warning sign. Strange odors might be another, and shoveling after dark should certainly set off an alarm. If you are a concerned citizen do not attempt to apprehend the dirt bag, that is a job for law enforcement. The truth is some people love thy neighbor, and others love to eat thy neighbor. Guess that having you over for dinner thing isn't what it used to be.
Yes Dan, it's the new thing. With today's mixed neighborhoods, imagine the block party you could throw! You could start out by eating a little Mexican followed by a little soul food. Then, perhaps some Italian for the main course. We won't even talk about Richard...
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