United we stand, squat and we fall

In the picture we have a common "squat toilet" also known as a Nile pan or Turkish toilet which are common in the Middle East and Asia. I encountered some in Singapore, but you normally won't find them in England or the U.S. Well that may soon be changing. In an effort to pander to cultural diversity, England will be updating some of their public loo's (bathrooms) with these "new" toilets. Wait till the politically correct morons in the U.S. get wind of this. Maybe we should provide a pool of water for those who like to shit in the river, or supply a shovel, dirt and leaves for those who (like the bears) do it in the woods. I thought celebrating your cultural diversity was about art, music, and architecture, not about the place you take a dump! There is no doubt that some males will attempt to pee into that tiny opening and miss, and you can be sure some poor sucker will slip, bust his ass, and sue. I guess "United we stand, squat and we fall" will be our new motto.