Hairy Potty and the half beard prince

I seem to remember that the D.O.E. (Dept. of Energy) required low flow toilets a while back in order to save water, and as a result you had to flush the toilet 2 or 3 times for the poo poo to scoo doo. Even worse a couple of stray hairs and the toilet will back up (hairy potty syndrome). Now they have decided you take too long in shower, and are wasting water and energy. New regulations will force shower head manufacturers to produce only low flow units, or they will receive a fine. That means you will never be able to completely rinse all the suds off, and as result will have dry itchy skin and a crappy coiffure (hairdo). Next I guess they'll say in order to save water and energy you can only shave half your face each day. With the crappy hairdo maybe a half a shaved face won't look so bad, although the constant scratching from the dry skin certainly won't win any new friends. Behold the half beard Prince Will Scratchalot.