Beware of Greeks.

It is hard to imagine how a culture that was the birthplace of mathematics could not balance it's own checkbook. I still hate the Greeks for inventing pie r square (Pi radius square, the formula to determine the circumference of a circle). A concept I still don't understand to this day. Even worse than that pie was the spinach pie. Apple, cherry, blueberry's okay, but spinach, ugh! So after years of high living, the Greeks have found themselves in a hole. No not that one, I wasn't referring to the sexual act named after them. Maybe that's why they use so much olive oil. Anyway what happened to guys like Plato, Aristotle and Socrates? Now Greece is filled with moronic, maniacal, anarchists who burn banks, and riot in the streets. The Trojan Horse led to a famous expression "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts". Thanks to the bailout by the E.U. and I.M.F the saying has changed to "Gift bearing Nations get Greeked".