Hello, you have reached the U.S. Department of Parental Control. Press 1 if you would like to read to your child. Please note all reading material must be approved by the Dept. of Education. Religious material is in violation of Federal code 32b and is subject to confiscation. Press 2 if you would like to discipline your child. Please be aware Child Services prosecutes spanking or any method of corporal punishment. Offenders may be subject to fine and or imprisonment. Press 3 if you would like to give them a snack. Remember snacks must adhere to FDA guidelines, no msg, trans fat, excessive salt or calories are allowed. All calls are recorded for training purposes and may be subpoenaed for criminal prosecution. Have a nice day... Sounds ridiculous, I don't think so . In fact the government believes you are incapable of even doing the basic child rearing activities. You feed them junk that makes them obese. You destroy their minds with religious superstition and discipline them with cruel, outdated methods that turn them into violent criminals. Only regulation over every aspect of their lives can develop a socially just, environmentally friendly, humanistic member of the global community. This is your tax dollars at work, making the world a better place to live because you can't.
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