The ship is sinking, the people are panicking, but the captain's busy hitting golf balls on the main deck. We've just hit an iceberg called "the great recession" and the crew is concerned that the illegal stowaways are being unfairly treated. The engineer is worried the engine is leaking oil and damaging the environment. The medic is concerned that too many poor passengers are using the emergency room. The electrical engineer is worried about wasting energy, and runs around shutting off unused electrical devices. The captain gets on the intercom and speaks for 17 minutes after being asked "should we abandon ship"? This vessel is named America and it is truly a titanic disaster.
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