The U.S. military has confirmed that there are alien invaders who have snatched the brains of American citizens. These brain-less Americans are still alive, but they have the I.Q. of a taco. As a result they gather in mass like zombies, damaging stores, and private property in California. Their alien masters are not from outer space, they are from Mexico. These invaders have convinced many that they come to our country in peace, in spite of the drugs and weapons some carry. Like all good aliens they come "to serve man", by working in restaurants, construction and landscaping. Inevitably they require food stamps, schools, health care, and subsidized housing. As a result those Arizonians are stewing in their own juices over high taxes to pay for those services, but at least that makes them nice and tender. I wonder would a Bordeaux go well with that leg?
Photo from the Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man", which was actually an alien cookbook on how to cook humans.
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