Where are your papers?

When Cheech Marin asked Tommy Chong "where are your papers" it meant they wanted to roll a marijuana joint. Now it means they want to check your identification. Fine, except isn't identity theft the fastest growing crime? I could go down to the city housing projects and get a license that say's Barack Obama on it, so what. Personally I think most people don't like themselves anyway, maybe they should all get new identities. I'd like a license to kill with James Bond written on it. You know the world is a big place with a lot of ugly people in it. It is their intent to destroy us, our children, and our way of life. They are not just radical Muslims, they are pedophiles, rapists, murderers, and psychos. Whenever you go into a Federal Building you must present identification. I guess politicians think that's okay for their protection, not yours.