A womb for rent (offensive)

It is no surprise that some women have used their specialized genitalia to make a few quick bucks. Whether it is servicing the local "john" or the surrogate who provides a baby for a childless couple, there's gold down that hole. Pimps are like gold miners, as they exploit the mines for booty and abandon them when they're barren. Sadly even in a civilized society like ours the denigration of women continues. It culminated in "Octo-Mom, a women who currently holds the worlds record for surviving octuplets. Television executives had filmed a pilot of the new "Octo-Mom" show, but it was cancelled due to technical problems. Octo-moms failure to obtain a lap band for her uterus resulted in echo distorting the audio program. Well at least it's nice to know that when you need a warm, comforting, place to stay you can always find "A womb for rent".