Gotta black magic negro

Barack Obama has been referred to as the "Magic Negro" and like David Copperfield he can mysteriously appear out of thin air. Barack's work in Congress was uneventful, he never wrote or helped to write legislation, never headed any important committee, and yet one day he magically appeared as President. Like all good magicians he uses sleight of hand, and misdirection. He allows you to watch his movements, but you are looking in the wrong place. For instance Health Care is claimed to reduce the deficit, and allow you to keep your present plan. He made some of the C.B.O.'s statistics disappear, but when they reappeared they showed Health Care will increase the deficit. Already your employer is looking to save money by dumping you into a cheap co-operative plan. He also can make physical objects move, like your tax dollars being redistributed for social justice. They magically appear in someone else pocket. He also has a lovely assistant who helps him set up elaborate hoaxes, but tries to make them seem legitimate. The finale of his show is making enormous objects like tanks disappear. A budget cut to defense will surely do the trick. Barack the Magic Negro, coming to a sideshow near you.