Wednesday, June 30, 2010

The lord of the flies

It seems the President attracts a lot of flies lately, and even killed one on live televison to the dismay of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Now I understand why $866,000 of the stimulus package was for fly control. I originally thought it was for use in stables, I am now convinced it was for the Presidents benefit. The title "lord of the flies" is the literal translation of Beelzebub from Strong's concordance. Bloggers have made the connection and ran with the storyline that the President is a demon and hence the flies are attracted to their lord. I personally do not believe that. Demons are extremely intelligent and our President has not exhibited the cunning or deceit that an evil spirit possesses. If anything he is a ignorant pawn that will be used to draw the world into a worldwide holocaust that will provide a feast for the flies that currently annoy him. Well that's one way he can get rid of those pesky little dung eaters.

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