Thursday, June 10, 2010

GMH (Genetically Modified Humans)

Altering the D.N.A. of fetuses is coming to a mall near you. While your shopping for a new bag or watch you can stop by the G.M.H. center. Here we can map the D.N.A. of your fetus and alter it to your specifications. You can determine sex, skin color, height, weight, and facial features with our deluxe package. You drive a custom Mercedes, you had your home specially designed, why let your most important possession be determined on the basis of genetic mutations, or hereditary diseases? Why take the chance of having a hermaphrodite or Siamese twins? No more misfits in your family tree, guaranteed. G.M.H. for the child you always wished you had, or your money back.

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