Wanton women

A wanton may be a delicious dumpling, but can also describe women who are sexually immoral. Some wanton women charge money for this particularly bad kind of behavior, and as such have similar characteristics to the edible wanton. Both are best when they are hot and juicy. Both come with a sauce, one soy based, the other vaseline based. Both can be picked up, or delivered to your room. Both may be found in the local police precinct. One inside a cop, and the other inside a cell. One has meat covered in dough, and the other has a "John" whose meat is covered in latex (if he's smart). The major difference is advertising. One can be found on ads, menu's, even on television. The other is secretive, and available only to discreet clients. That is unless your Eliot Spitzer, then its on the cover of every newspaper. He should have said he called room service requesting wanton, but the clerk misunderstood and sent a wanton women. They always screw up the orders anyway, don't they?