Conspiracy theorists believe that President Obama was never a U.S. citizen, and they believe the certified birth certificate he provided was forged. Even those who acknowledge his citizenship contend that he is not a mere mortal. He was sent to this world to bring peace by coddling terrorists, to restore the land and the sea through his cap and trade plan, and to heal humanity through his Universal Health Care Plan. In fact some believe he is a type of Messiah from an unknown universe who traversed the cosmos and became one of us. In doing so he gave up his extraterrestrial form, and took on ours so he could walk among us. The truth is out there, and now his disciples have posted a picture of Obama in his divine nature. His gift to mankind is his promise to resurrect those who are faithful to him. All they have to do is say "beam me up Scotty".
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