I woke up this morning and found a small brown bump on my head, another of the many erupting growths I have discovered on my body recently. As I get older I am reminded of a potato I found in the back of my fridge. It had so many things growing out of it I wasn't even sure what it was. Then I remembered my father used to call me a potato head, and said I even had potatoes in my ears. I ordered a copy of my birth certificate and it said I was born in Idaho. Weird huh? Maybe it's time to give up eating french fries, because everyone knows you are what you eat.
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