Saturday, June 12, 2010

Please don't delete me!

Delete: To remove or make invisible. Life is hard enough when your a loser. Your job sucks, your still living with your mom, and an eviction notice from the Sheriff was just posted on her trailer. You signed up for an online dating service and after three months you only went on one date. You finally realize how much hair and teeth contribute to a person looks, and that obesity can be a turn off when you can't tell one part from another when they are naked. But you are desperate and consider going on a second date when you realize she has deleted you. In a second it is as if you never existed, doomed to the oblivion of cyberspace. In the old days breaking up meant you had a chance to cry and beg hoping your pitiful appearance would make them feel guilty enough to continue seeing you. Deleting a nasty letter you were planning to send your boss is okay, but a women who deletes you, well that's down right really bad internet etiquette.

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