Thursday, June 17, 2010

How I learned to love Cap and Trade

It is bad enough Al the fire breathing, global warming, gas bag has been preaching his holier than thou crap about curbing our greenhouse gasses while single handedly destroying the planet with his jet setting, vast motorized entourages, and multiple domiciles consuming more carbon produced resources than a small city. Recently it was reported he and wife Tipper are getting divorced allegedly due to his wrinkled ass bouncing up and down while doing the dirty deed on his mistress Laurie David. He is so out of shape that his labored breathing is spewing more CO2 into the air than the contestants on "The Biggest Loser". Maybe the E.P.A. can ban this fraudulent, snake oil selling, ecological disaster from discharging his bodily waste products and polluting our nation. They should "cap" his pie hole "and trade" him to the Chinese. Now that's legislation I can learn to love.

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