One big butt.

One of the most embarrassing words in the English language is but. But officer I didn't know it was loaded. But how is that possible, we only had sex once. But honey I honestly thought she was a real masseuse. While these are the kinds of buts we try to avoid, there is one we eagerly seek. The big butt that protrudes out of an undersized bikini. Like a monkey in heat that large butt sends out a sexual signal so strong that it can be picked up on a shortwave radio in the Ukraine. Strange considering the butt really serves no purpose in mating, but it does keep a women perfectly stable while spastic males pound, jerk, and twist on top of them like they're trying to generate an earthquake of 9.0 on the Richter scale. Maybe homes in areas along geologic fault lines can use a foundation based on a buttocks style design for superior stability. The only problem is the occasional odor in the basement, but that you can always blame on mold.